Society Grooms Men Who Blush

When Marge Simpson proposed a film festival for Springfield residents, Chief Wiggum was the first to endorse the idea. "At last, an excuse to wear make-up," he cries. But Chief Wiggum shouldn't need an excuse. On a daily basis, he should be privileged with a luxury that is presently given only to goths, politicians, rock stars, models, actors, flamboyantly gay men and, of course, women.